I am the geekiest geek who ever geeked.

In my spare time, I loiter around on a comic book message board. A couple days ago, someone posted a link to this Nerd Test. I took it because, you know, I'm a huge nerd. According to the test, about 64.28571428571429% nerd, in fact. Now, by itself, without context, this doesn't mean anything. But here's the context: On a comic book message board, I scored higher than anyone else. On a comic book message board! That's not good. I mean, sure I would expect to get the highest score in the office. Maybe I would get the highest score amongst friends. But on a comic book message board? That's like being picked out as the wussiest guy on the badminton team. If you can't be relatively cool there, you're pretty much screwed.

X-Games

Today at work, I sent some CD-ROMs to a company called TrialGraphix. Now I have to ask, if you're going to spell graphics with an x, why not swap out the ph for an f? Or even better, two f's. I mean, if you're going to take that road, why not follow it to its logical conclusion? TrylGraffix! TO THE EXTREME!