Friday, January 12, 2007

The Day After Tomorrow... Today!

Oh my god. It is so cold.

I had to wear a suit today because I had an interview and this stupid thing doesn't keep the cold air out AT ALL. I have serious doubts about my ability to make it home. I'm fairly certain that I'm going to freeze to death outside the Scottish Rite Center. Hopefully, I'll be thawed out in the future where I can become a pivotal figure in the fight for humanity's survival against the space dinosaurs.

Seriously, though. It's cold. I think one of my toes might fall off.

My toes if I'm lucky!

Monday, January 08, 2007

Cup o' Mourning

A moment of silence, please, for Momofuku Ando, the inventor of instant ramen noodles. He died this past Saturday at the age of 96.

Mr. Ando, you have provided me sustinance in my time of need. May you be re-hydrated in heaven.