My Near Death Experience

My wife does a swim workout with a Masters Class in Oakland. She goes 5 or 6 times a week. Last night, she took me with her.

I almost died.

I think I did something like 1/3 of the workout before my entire life flashed before my eyes and I saw this bright light. I was going to head into the light when I realized that I was just too fucking tired to do anything but just lie there, a broken man.

Still, even though I didn't shuffle off this mortal coil, I think that a part of me did die that night. I think it was that part that liked swimming.