Why You Shouldn't Read Comics

In DC comics, a character was recently brought back to life. That's not the bad part. People die and come back to life all of the time in super-hero comics. It's a staple of the genre. But here's how it happened: Superboy Prime (don't ask) punched the space time continuum. Really hard. And it brought someone back to life. Seriously, that's the explanation. It doesn't make any more sense than it sounds. It's tough to recommend that people read comics when shit like that is happening.

On a more personal note, new wallets suck. I got a new wallet recently because the old one was starting to show some wear, but I really miss it. That old one was vacuformed to my butt. It fit perfectly. This new one is all pointy and stiff. It's been a tough week for my ass.